Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began…
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman...
Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Blondes r thick?!
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys,...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...