AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
The Adoption
Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby...
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Virus Alert
Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...