Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
family vehicle
your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.
A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m...
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
Life of a Senior Citizen…I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts till...
An American was waiting on a London street corner…
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing...