The Medical Convention
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
This male prostitute contracted syphilis…
This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...