Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
A Round of Golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Car break trouble
| Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way...
When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...