Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...
Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
Neil Armstrong True Story
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?