Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
Who’s Child?
James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
You could feed them a lot faster
|There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm,...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...