The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Corporate Lessons!
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the...
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
This snow plow driver from North Dakota…
This snow plow driver from North Dakota got married. He and his new Bride...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...