Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
Saving the situation
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
How can you tell a blonde has been working on the…
Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
It has been determined that having sex before…
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a...
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?1 U.S. leader
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...