Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
A pool table?
|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it...
A story with a morale
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on...
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...