Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
-How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t. You get down from a...
New element was found
|Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA–The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
K9 is for assistance
|Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...
The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
Did you hear about the spanish fireman…
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...