What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Computer acronyms list
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the drunk contest
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Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...