The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
New dog breed
Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It’s a cross between a...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Celebrating an event
|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...