Unpaid parking tickets
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How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...
Invent artificial dogs
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Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
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How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...