A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
A New York boy was being led through the swamps…
A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin....