You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A New York boy was being led through the swamps…
A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin....
Signs you may be a Canadian.
Here’s some sure signs you may be a Canadian…You’re not offended by the term,...
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women?
Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because...
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...