Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
Flea jokes 01
|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they...
OLD NEVER DIES 5
|OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
Iowa Crazy Law
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...