Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop…
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
McNally
|McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Pronounce it please!
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Economics astrology
|An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, “Astrology is...