Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Get Rich Quick
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded...
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
Why is it so hard
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...