Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop…
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a...
New Year’s Resolutions
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Easter Quiz
Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV…
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she...
A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...