How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Things To Think About Our Government
29 Members of Congress have been accused of spousal abuse. 7 Have been arrested...
COYOTE “vs” ACME
In The United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No. B19293, Judge...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
family vehicle
your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.
Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.