This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once...
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...
In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...