If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
There was once a wide mouth frog…
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization… Simply send 6 x 10^50...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....