Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
What sexual position makes an ugly baby?
What sexual position makes an ugly baby? Ask your mom!
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
Change your course now
|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Power Of Observation
It is recounted that at King’s College in the Strand around the time of...
Polish Burial At Sea
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
A Polish family is sitting in the living room…
A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband...