Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki…
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a...
Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...