The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
Cheap plastic rings
|A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room…
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room and the straight...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Very stupid musician
|August, 1998, Montevideo, UruguayPaolo Esperanza, bass-trombonist with the Simphonica Mayor de Uruguay, in a...