Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...