How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
A young couple decided to wed…
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Knock Knock Jokes 13
Knock Knock Who’s there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...