The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Blond medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Bear Hunt
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
10 Catholic Priests
One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...