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This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
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One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
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A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
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A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
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140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
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