Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Kids and Religion!
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
I said…I really mean…
THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISHWe need = I want It’s your decision =...