How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
A Fisherman’s Tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.