Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
People who don’t believe in retaliation…
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist...
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice…
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art...
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...