Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
Question answer 04
|What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?Sorry, it was...