Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...