Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Watch out!
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has...
Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...