Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day…
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...