Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
Kids and Religion!
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...