George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC…
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura....
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
Signs you may be a Canadian.
Here’s some sure signs you may be a Canadian…You’re not offended by the term,...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...