The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Tell about a haircut
|The story of someone getting a haircut.Women’s version:Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s...
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...