Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...