Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
Virgina Girl
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her...
What’s in a name anyway.
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami....
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away…
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his law firm kept receiving...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!