Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
Psychoanalysis Quicker For Men
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...