Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with…
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their...
Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for...
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said “In...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
The ladder to success!
A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into...
Gravol Label
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It’s even called “Gravol for Children”....
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...