Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
A really Corny Joke
Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
CIA Agents and Bathroom
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...