What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Role Reversal
A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was...