Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach…
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into...
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner…
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...