Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...
The seven kinds of passionate women
The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist – “Yes! Yes! Yes!” 2.The Pessimist...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer