Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
3rd Graders
There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
New Viruses
Should you receive a document with any of the following viruses, you must immediately...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...