Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
Mark Your Calendar
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I’m telling...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...