Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
Alaskan tourism
If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public...
Men Are Like Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says…
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...