Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
How have times changed?
|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then,...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
Blonde Sky Divers
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica